Saturday, July 15, 2006

Been a while

Well, sorry it's been so long since my last rambling. My wife just gave birth to our third daughter and it's been a little hectic around here. Three girls; Holy Crap what was I thinking? Three teenagers in clothes, three girls at driving age, three girls dating(that's a whole separate issue), three proms, and three weddings. Let's get back to the dating thing. The guys I work with are giving me crap about it, but I figure if I kick the shit out of the first boyfriend the word will get around about that crazy guy with three daughters and presto!! Hopefully one of these girls will start showing some interest in hunting, I'm getting too old to pull these deer out myself. I've also started making new rules as I go. First of all, I refuse to put the toilet seat down. If I'm the only male, they can just deal with it. Gotta set some standards early, you know? Secondly, I'm going to have train them to start fetching beer soon. Oh well, it's going to be a hell of an adventure. All comments aside, I love them all more than anything else, so I'm sure all of my "rules" will be a mere wisp of thought soon enough. If they ever find out how wrapped I am already, I'll be the one in deep crap. Oh yeah, women with cell phones and SUVs should be locked away!