Women Drivers

Women, big vehicles, cell phones. Do I really have to explain any further? Holy Crap!!!!

Need more ammo

Ok--Now I feel like this week is a scene out of a zombie horror flick. My wife is sick and yacking, the other kid is puking every 15 minutes, and the youngest is running like a faucet at the other end. I'm the only semi well one in the house and it feels like I'm humanity's last bastion of health. The zombies are closing in and I only have 1 shotgun shell left. What to do?

Lazy Sunday

What is it about Sundays? I literally have done nothing of any value today. Eating and sleeping have been my main priority, as life should be. "Eat till your sleepy and sleep till your hungry". Ahhh paradise.....Oh well, back to the salt mines tomorrow.

Why do kids puke in the worst spots?

My youngest girl last night was sick, puking eight times. Why is it though, on an acre of hardwood, she waited till she was on the 8'x5' area rug and the couch? Not that she planned it that way, it's just interesting how it seems to work out. I'm not sure I could even identify everything that came up; there was some awfully funny looking stuff. They could be in an empty swimming pool for eight hours, step out and yack all over you and the freshly laundered towel right out of the dryer. Oh well, she's fine now, I just can't get that smell out of the house.